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by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Medical Cartoon 7381

Medical Cartoon 7381: A doctor stranded on an island with a patient looking at another doctor in a raft rowing up says, "What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to."

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Medical Cartoon 2527
Medical Cartoon 2527: A doctor answering a pollster's questions saying, "Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion."

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Doctor Cartoon 8970
Doctor Cartoon 8970: A patient throwing knives at a doctor is mounted on a spinning wheel says, “This will only hurt for a moment.”

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Butterfly Cartoon 1836
Butterfly Cartoon 1836: At a hospital a nurse says to a man with a net and a butterfly in a jar, “Sorry, Professor, that's not the kind of specimen the doctor wants.”

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Doctor Cartoon 9029

Doctor Cartoon 9029: A little boy says to a little girl, "Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I’ll be the doctor you refer patients to."

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Second Opinion Cartoon 1663
Second Opinion Cartoon 1663: Doctor says to man with arrow through his head, “I'd say you have an arrow through your head, but you may want to get a second opinion."

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Pregnancy Cartoon 8890

Pregnancy Cartoon 8890: "Ultrasound: Mozart piped into the womb." A pregnant woman listening to an iPod has huge earphones on her womb.

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Tire Cartoon 8887
Tire Cartoon 8887: "Radial Reflex: When your steel belted tires hit a speed bump." A man is shot through his car roof.

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Campaign Cartoon 3069
Campaign Cartoon 3069: Someone with a huge grin says, “Doctor, I lost the election months ago, but I still can't turn off my artificial-campaign-smile.”

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Psychology Cartoon 3063
Psychology Cartoon 3063: A veterinarian saying to a lemming who's smoking, "Don't you know that smoking will shorten your life?"

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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Cartoons from a Warped Mind

Cartoons From a Slightly Warped Mind

Now available as an eBook for $2.99 and as an autographed paperback for $7.50.

It's a collection of 100 of my most popular cartoons, including Lemming Suicide Hotline, Dorothy selling the Tin Man to a recycling center, and Druids changing to Daylight Saving Time.

Holy Rollers

Holy Rollers: Murder and Madness in Oregon's Love Cult

Now available as an eBook with lots of extras for a measly $3.99!

Amazon.com *** iTunes It's my first book of literary nonfiction published by Caxton Press. It's a story that has everything a good read should have: sex, religious fervor, mass insanity, the downfall of prominent families, murder & sensational court trials. AND it's all true. To learn more about cults and the book, go to Holy Rollers

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Holy Rollersyachats-history.com

is a website I'm developing that has lots of "Then and Now" photos, stories about Native Americans, homesteaders, entrepreneurs, and colorful characters who have lived, worked and played in the quirky town I work in, Yachats, Oregon.

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Magazines I've drawn for?

New Yorker CoverThe New Yorker, of course ... although they've yet to have the good sense to buy any of my work. Hundreds of others have, from the Saturday Evening Post to The Oregonian to large publishing houses to small trade journals. Let me draw a few cartoons for you. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs as you go through my site.

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