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Doctor Cartoons

by Theresa (T-) McCracken

 

Football Cartoon 4058
Football Cartoon 4058: A man with a football embedded in his knee saying to a doctor, "It's an old high school football injury."

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Baseball Cartoon 5391
Baseball Cartoon 5391: A man with a ball in his knee says to a doctor, "It's an old baseball injury."

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Hamburger Cartoon 3099
Hamburger Cartoon 3099: A doctor listening to a patient’s heart with a stethoscope hears, “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.”

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Pollution Cartoon 8398
Pollution Cartoon 8398: As smoke seeps around the door of a clinic a doctor says to another who’s coughing, "If we could do away with breathing we'd be a lot healthier."

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Medicine Cartoon 8967
Medicine Cartoon 8967: "What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey." A patient hears gobbledygook and the doctor says, "Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."

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Waiting Room Cartoon 2000
Waiting Room Cartoon 2000: A woman in a doctor's waiting room says, "I have another doctor, but I like your magazines better."

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Flying Cartoon 3085
Flying Cartoon 3085: A man with a huge balloon like head says to his doctor, “My airplane cabin went through sudden depressurization.”

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Flying Cartoon 3662
Flying Cartoon 3662: A doctor says to a pilot with a potbelly, "Captain, you're aerodynamically unsound."

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Dentist Cartoon 2511
Dentist Cartoon 2511: A dentist says to a patient, “No, Mrs. Kinkle. Even with a very deep root canal, I won’t be able to remove your ingrown toenail.”

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Time Cartoon 2207
Time Cartoon 2207: A doctor tapping is surprised when a knee tapped with a reflex hammer chimes, “At the tone, the time will be 11:30.”

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Theresa (T-) McCracken
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